member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
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you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
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I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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