Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
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just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
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Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
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