do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
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Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
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like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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