who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
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Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
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Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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