is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
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I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
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Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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