Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
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Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
His hands were made for my vagina.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
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That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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