Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
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Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
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If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
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