A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
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No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
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My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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