so that wasnt chicken after all
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
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It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
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Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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