Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
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you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
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I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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