Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
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I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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