fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
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One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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