Sponge bath it is.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
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You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
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Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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