take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
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