I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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