Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
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so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
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In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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