Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
This is classic penis vs brain.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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