You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
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It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
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She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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