it's not cheating when I paid for it
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
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Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
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You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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