bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Randomize