Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
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You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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