Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
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my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
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I have aggressive nipples.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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