i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
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you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
i drank out of a bidet.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
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So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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