is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
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I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
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My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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