i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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