you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
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The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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