Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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