either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
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hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
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We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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