wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Drunk is a universal language darling
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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