I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
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mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I wish you could order shots online.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
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Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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