Where did you get a picture of my penis
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
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Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
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Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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