Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
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She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
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Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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