Dual....:-)
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
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Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
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On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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