do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
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Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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