Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
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eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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