Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
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She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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