Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
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Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
It's not a walk of shame if you run
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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