Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
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can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
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Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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