Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
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I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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