why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
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I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
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Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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