weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
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Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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