I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I need moral support for this bender
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
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"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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