is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Boobs speak an international language.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
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His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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