No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
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Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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