oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I bet he comes in French.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
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I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
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At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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