I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
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He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
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The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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