just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
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I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
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I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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