gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
she told me i tasted like america
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
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A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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