honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
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He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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