Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
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No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Boobs speak an international language.
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The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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